i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
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So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
mama duck observes from high atop her butt perch

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is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
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in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
hahaaa
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Banff, Canada (by OliverCui)
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Lip Sync-Off with John Krasinski
Warning you all now: During the last song things get a little hot and heavy.
I’m slightly in love with the both of them.
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